ziraseal:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say 

great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children

my family didn’t tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver’s permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to me

i had to google my own brother to find out why we don’t talk about him anymore

one morning in seventh grade my mother was driving me to school and asked me if she was too overprotective. i told her “yeah, sometimes.” then she casually, calmly went, “maybe it’s because you were almost kidnapped as a baby”

she didn’t even elaborate until i asked her to explain

(my father later confirmed that i was, in fact, briefly stolen as an infant)

my mom just dropped this information on me for the first time and was then like “bye honey have a good day at school”

no one knows great-grandma ruth’s real last name 

this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

420dogsquad:

420dogsquad:

Perks of being a legal adult #285: no one can tell you you can’t have 40 tater tots for dinner

Cons of being a legal adult #137: no one will tell you that its probably a bad idea to eat 40 tater tots for dinner bc your stomache will hurt after

forevershiningshinee:

[PHOTO] SMTOWN SUM instagram update - with Onew Jonghyun Minho 150327 - Credit: smtown_sum

4keiji:

mutual: *calls me by my first name*

me: … what are we?

justrpmemes:

Carbon copy of this picture ❀
The first letter of your first name:
A: Donkey B: Yummy C: Baby D: Honey E: Snuggle F: Boo Boom G: Smelly H: Cookie I: Hottie J: Thunder K: Creamy L: Bulky M: Jiggly N: Spanky O: Mookie P: Honey Q: Pissy R: Kitty S: Fire T: Big Ol’ U: Bearded V: Pooky W: Tiny X: Poo-poo Y: Hulky Z: Pudding
The first letter of your last name:
A: Bear B: Buns C: Cha-cha’s D: Snooch E: Cakes F: Hole G: Crotch H: Booty I: Bunny J: Butt K: Nipples L: Nubblies M: Ass  N: Butts O: Thighs     P: Lips Q: Tits R: Nuts S: Trousers T: Ta-ta’s U: Buffness V: Nubs W: Nukes X: Jubblies Y: Daddy Z: Balls

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

sehwun:

when they first debuted chanyeol barely had any parts in the songs but now he’s in every song either singing or rapping or both…. he’s literally worked so hard to the point where he’s made himself an irreplaceable force in the group and that’s admirable af

ohhsenshine-deactivated20180711:

Chen trying to cheer his EXO-Ls up.

dailyexo:

Suho - 140323 Comeback teaser photo - [HQ]

Credit: Official EXO-K website.